Before getting on with today's baby report, the baby wants me to wish everyone a very happy Earth Day. The baby says that everyone should do all they can to be as environmentally friendly as possible so that future puppies can grow up to enjoy the world. To do her part, the baby has vowed to be cleaner with her output so that there will be less clean up work which should significantly cut down on the paper towels and toilet paper currently being used on her behalf.
Now for today's report:
The baby had a good rest last night, and for some reason felt inclined to sleep in the crook of my leg. This meant of course that I could not move very much lest I disturb the baby's sleep. Anyway, as always the baby woke up much more alert than me and was instantly ready to begin a game of fetch. Given that I was already running behind, I could not oblige and began fixing her a bowl of chickum and kibble. The baby seemed saddened by the lack of attention, that is until she smelled the chickum. Goodness, did that change things. The baby began dancing around me like I was a Maypole. Needless to say she dug into her breaky as soon as I had set it down, and this afforded me guilt-free time to run to b-room to brush and shower. While in the shower, I noticed that the baby had come in for a sniff at her pad. However, something wasn't quite right and she turned on her heels and left again. At the time, I could only hope that the baby had not decided to revert to her bad days when she would sinkle and yump anywhere in the apartment. As it turned out the baby was merely reconnoitering as she would later return to the b-room at her leisure, while I was out of the b-room as the baby has a very human desire about wanting to do her business in solitude, and sinkle on the pad. It was therefore unfortunate that our morning had to be interrupted by a bout of sticky yump that adhered itself to the baby and the floor. Oh well, at least she tried.
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